Garfield: She's dumping it in the toilet...
Zed: I was not done with it!
*Runs downstairs to the bathroom where Mommy is cleaning their food bowl*
Zed: *Peers into the toilet* What the hell woman?!! I was not done with my food! I was saving it for a snack...like for right now!
Zed: *Paces over the kibble bowl* Look here, LOOK HERE!!!! Do you see anything?
Mommy: What's up Zedo?
Zed: Correct! NOTHING!! THERE IS NOTHING IN THE KIBBLE BOWL EITHER!!
Mommy: Drink some water.
Zed: *Sputters with rage* WATER??!! Is that the best you can offer.
Garfield silently pads over to the bathroom door, watching the whole encounter.
Zed: *Jumps up on the bathtub rim, and scowls at mommy* I demand a steak and mashed potatoes for dinner. I think I deserve a good meal too! We didn't even get anything for Christmas!
Garfield: Hey, tell her I would like some crescent rolls too.
Zed: So what are you going to do??? Just stand there with your back to me and not say anything?
*Mommy opens a couple cans of cat food and replenishes their clean food bowl*
Zed: Cat food again? I am tired of .... mmmm... nom nom nom....
*Mommy pets Zed*
Zed: Purrr.....nom nom nom... Fine, I'll have the steak and potatoes tomorrow nite. And don't you forget it, woman...
3 years ago