Wake Up Call

Garfield: Now?

Zed: Not yet, one more minute…

Garfield: What about now?

*Zed smacks Garfield upside the head *

Garfield: Ouwww…

Zed: steady….steady………..NOW!!! (*alarm clock turns 6:00 am*)

*Zed jumps on the bed and crawls on Tall Dude’s chest*

Zed: C’mon Tall Dude. This is your purr machine wake up call. Time to rise and shine and FEED ME!!! *puurrrrrrrr*

Tall Dude: mmmmmfffffff….Get off me Zed….

Garfield: Want to get them out of bed? Watch this…

*Garfield starts clawing the bathroom door open*

Mommy and Tall Dude: GARFIELD!!! NO!!!

Garfield: *once inside* …and I do a little toilet paper shredding like this…..

*Mommy jumps out of bed, grabs the spray bottle, sprays Garfield, scruffs him, and throws him out of the bedroom. SLAM!*

Vito: Woof! Woof! Woof! Huh?! What just happened? *yaaaaaawn* Dammit Garfield!

Garfield: *sounding muffled behind the door* See! That’s how you get them out of bed…

Zed: …and get your ass sprayed and thrown out…

Vito: *sleepily* …and get your morning shower all at the same time…wow, you’re such a dork Garfield…

Garfield: hello? Can I come in now? Please??? *scratches at the door knob*

Mommy and Tall Dude: GARFIELD!!! NO!!!

Zed: Kid’s got a lot to learn… sigh*