Emergency

Vito: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!! What the hell??!?!! AAHHH! I stepped on a bee and it stung me! MOMMY!!!

*mommy picks vito up rushes inside the house*

Vito: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!!

Garfield: Huh? What’s going on?

Vito: My foot! It hurts! A fucking bee stung me!!!

Zed: That’s no fun. Don’t worry, tall dude’s getting the tweezers now.

*mommy holds Vito up as tall dude pulls out the stinger*

Vito: WAAAAHHH!!! Sonofabitch!!!!

Garfield: Hey tall dude, you got the stinger out? Let me see it!

* tall dude backs up and steps on Garfield’s tail*

Garfield: YEEOOWWWW!!! What the hell?!?!?! You just pulled off a clump of fur from my tail?!!!

Zed: That’s for being nosy. Now get out of the way, Garfield, unless you want to be trampled on.

Vito: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!!

Zed: How are you feeling now, Vito?

Vito: Peachy, asshole! I just got stung by a bee and my foot is starting to swell, how do you think I feel?

Garfield: Whoa, Ms. Bitchy is in the house.

Zed: Sorry Vito, I’m just worried. Your leg’s twitching.

Vito: Coz it hurts like a bitch. *whimpering* Fuck Me! It’s itching so badly now!!! WAAAAHHH!!!

Garfield: Calm down, Vito. Hey Tall Dude, got Benadryl anywhere?

Zed: Oh good! That’ll help with the swelling and itching.

Garfield: Really? It helps with the swelling? I was thinking it could work as a sedative so Ms. Bitchy here doesn’t get too worked up.

Zed: *gives Garfield a disapproving look*

Garfield: What??! Hey, I just got a clump of fur traumatically yanked off my tail, and nobody is giving me attention!

Zed: Yeah, well you have more than enough to spare.

Garfield: *walks over to Vito* Hey dude, sorry, you okay? Tall dude’s getting you some good stuff. You’ll be sleeping like a princess in no time. You’ll be fine buddy. *gives Vito a nose kiss*

Vito: *whimpering*

Zed: He’s a trooper.