What's for Dinner?

Garfield: She's dumping it in the toilet...

*Flush*

Zed: I was not done with it!

*Runs downstairs to the bathroom where Mommy is cleaning their food bowl*

Zed: *Peers into the toilet* What the hell woman?!! I was not done with my food! I was saving it for a snack...like for right now!

Zed: *Paces over the kibble bowl* Look here, LOOK HERE!!!! Do you see anything?

Mommy: What's up Zedo?

Zed: Correct! NOTHING!! THERE IS NOTHING IN THE KIBBLE BOWL EITHER!!

Mommy: Drink some water.

Zed: *Sputters with rage* WATER??!! Is that the best you can offer.

Garfield silently pads over to the bathroom door, watching the whole encounter.

Zed: *Jumps up on the bathtub rim, and scowls at mommy* I demand a steak and mashed potatoes for dinner. I think I deserve a good meal too! We didn't even get anything for Christmas!

Garfield: Hey, tell her I would like some crescent rolls too.

Zed: So what are you going to do??? Just stand there with your back to me and not say anything?

*Mommy opens a couple cans of cat food and replenishes their clean food bowl*

Zed: Cat food again? I am tired of .... mmmm... nom nom nom....

*Mommy pets Zed*

Zed: Purrr.....nom nom nom... Fine, I'll have the steak and potatoes tomorrow nite. And don't you forget it, woman...